Jeremy Corbyn is The Grinch!

Well, I must admit that I tend to agree with the critics here that the Daily Telegraph and a fairly unknown Tory MP are somewhat laughable in making a story out of nothing saying that under its leader Corbyn, a future British Labour Government would cancel Christmas. This wildly inaccurate remark comes simply down to the fact that Corbyn didn't issue a Christmas message as Leader of the Opposition - something I believe he's not even required or expected to do! 


As for the Tory MP, I'd never head of him before, so perhaps an implausible national news story was simply a ruse to increase his own profile amongst the electorate! Who knows? Whatever the truth, it does seem to me as a bit of an own goal!

I'm not a fan of the Labour party or Corbyn; but it is refreshing to see a political party with a leader that breaks the mould and takes us away from all the public schoolboy politicians that proliferate a culture that success comes through who you know - rather than having risen from the ranks of the electorate themselves and speaking with their voice! Shame on any party that parachutes well-bred and connected politicians into 'safe' seats and MPs that look after their own personal interests at the expense of the people they are supposed to be serving.

If Corbyn is to be criticised, then perhaps do it on how realistic and viable his policies are; or investigate his alleged connections to people with sympathies towards terrorism such as Hamas or the IRA, or even his alleged inaction over child abuse when advised, in a meeting, about it being rife in his own constituency. Politics should be about policies not attacks on personality.

So whatever your political persuasions, I think we can all forget the Daily Telegraph's Christmas nonsense... but still give them a bit of credit for their photoshop team as Corbyn does make an excellent Grinch!

Thursday 24th December 2015

Happy Krampus


Sunday 20th December 2015

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

One of the Christmas movies I've taken to watching every year is the Finnish horror movie 'Rare Exports' from 2010. Compared to this year's 'Krampus' movie, it wins hands down. And Poundland went through a phase of getting rid of overstocks for the bargain price of... £1.

Read a synopsis or reviews elsewhere if you aren't a already fan, but the purpose of this entry is simply to post some of the artwork seen when the young lead actor reads up on the history of the true Santa Claus in a book he possesses. So for a Christmas treat...





Saturday 18th December 2015

Krampus film review

I went to Folkestone's Silver Screen cinema last night with two friends to see the newly released Krampus film directed by Michael Dougherty of 'Trick 'r Treat' fame. On the basis of his excellent 'Trick 'r Treat' Halloween anthology film, I was expecting great things of this movie and with the exception of the forthcoming 'Phantasm V: Ravager' this has been my most anticipated movie of the past two years. So what was it like...


Well, I'm glad I went. The film compared to most modern horror films was a cut above the rest. It was also great to support the local independent cinema too, especially as the ticket price was less than half of the nearest Cineworld, and you don't have to sit through 20 minutes of annoyingly irrelevant adverts before the film even starts! The screening was sadly poorly attended, so please go and support the film whilst it is still on. Whereas an almost empty cinema is great for being able to enjoy the feature without constant chatter from fellow cinema-goers - I did suffer from a man on my left whose stentorian breathing was probably a result of his prior cigarette smoking and he did have a habit of outwardly vocalising his surprise at moments during the film with "Noooo"s, and "Ohhhhh"s, a habit perhaps more suited to an under-10 that someone in their 40s!

As for the film, it is by no means perfect and a bit of a mish-mash of ideas, some of which work well but there is a lull in the middle where the film drags a bit. As for the Krampus creature - it is a well designed and executed creature - just a shame we didn't see a bit more of it.

I know it has become trendy to bleed the colour from a lot of movies and have an almost monochrome effect and keep the lighting overly dark. I know this can be to cover up dodgy CGI and to try to squeeze the most from any 'jumps', but this film didn't need it. The effects were in fact very good, the costumes and masks were excellent, and the dismal lighting just meant you were squinting to try to make out what was happening. Oh, if only the director had the confidence to light their film and appreciate their own talent. Audiences can find well lit sequences even more scary (c.f the dog attacking the blind man in the city square in 'Suspira' - a night scene that's still well lit; or 'Silent Hill' which is mostly monochrome in it's overall tone, yet benefits more from a lighter palette).

The start of the film with it's cynicism about Christmas shopping and the inevitable family squabbles at Christmas time set up a darkly comic feel to the movie and one hoped this would be prevalent throughout, but the tone sadly lost most of this black humour after the Krampus arrived.

In traditional folklore the Krampus accompanies St. Nick and punishes the naughty children, whilst St. Nick rewards the good. So I felt the plot took a bit of a sidestep when, after the main character, the boy Max inadvertently summons the Krampus by tearing up his letter to Santa and losing his belief; the Krampus comes not to punish Max but is seemingly ambivalent in who it chooses to punish. Whether you can say that in ultimately killing off all Max's family members, that is its way of punishing Max... perhaps? But it seems that the 'innocent' were dispatched with the same aplomb as the 'guilty' - unusual for the horror genre that tends towards having a wry sense of humour in punishing victims on grounds of morality (c.f. the speech in 'Scream').

So after a lull in proceedings for the middle third of the film, the action at the end comes at a fast pace. Almost too fast, as intensely rapid cuts ensure we see little of the excellent artistic design that's gone into the film. 

Still not too much is seen of the Krampus for my liking, and there is a reliance of the Krampus having helpers - elves and the like. The elves have great masks, but the other demonic toys and gingerbread men, although well designed, seem to have borrowed from other movies so it felt a bit like a cross between 'Critters' and 'Shrek' at some points. Although it must be said that the demonic angel toy was great in the few glimpses we saw of it, as was the teddy bear. Please - less rapid cuts in future! Dwell on the image - it's scarier! We don't all suffer from 'movie ADHD'!

A couple of potential good places to end the film were dragged out to trick us into thinking the film has a sad, then happy, then sad ending seems to be the norm these days; so by this time I had started to expect that the director would go down the same 'paint-by-numbers' route, and he did.

Overall, a film that slightly outstayed it's welcome, promising much and not showing enough for my liking. It didn't live up to my expectations but was still worth a trip to the cinema, and I will possibly buy it on DVD/BluRay when it finds its way into a bargain bin sometime.

For a better Christmas horror movie, try the Dutch movie 'Sint' (a.k.a. 'Saint') or possibly the Finnish movie 'Rare Exports'.